Nobody in their right mind is watching a movie called Alien Shark and expecting anything but B-movie trash. So, it should come as no surprise to find that writer Aaron Jackson and director Paul Tomborello’s Alien Shark is trash.
If you thought a title like Underground Lizard People wasn’t a bad enough title for a movie, try Underground Lizard People: They’re Coming for You. It screams no-budget trash, and that is exactly what it is.
Written by David Reed, directed by Don Michael Paul, and picking up directly after the events of the Lake Placid 3. Lake Placid: The Final Chapter is not, as it goes, the actual final chapter.
From writers Carlton J. Albright and Edward Terry, and director Max Kalmanowicz, comes The Children (also known as The Children of Ravensback). A cheesy horror that has some entertainment value, but is far too slow, and far too unexciting to be anything but forgettable.
Written and directed by Gregory Gieras, Centipede is one of those mildly enjoyable SyFy movies that takes itself far too seriously, but can’t escape the mountain of cheese that emanates from it.
From director Craig Singer, who co-wrote the story alongside Robert Dean Klein, comes 6:45. A horror/thriller that takes elements of the comedy Groundhog Day, but from a more terrifying standpoint.
As dumb as it gets, X-Ray (also known as Hospital Massacre, Be My Valentine, Or Else, and Ward 13) is a slasher film from director Boaz Davidson, with a screenplay by Marc Behm. This ‘Valentine’s Day’ related horror stars Barbi Benton, Charles Lucia, and Jon Van Ness.
Writer and director Luca Zanlorenzi’s low-budget horror movie, BlackOut, is 80 minutes of your life simply wasted.
