Album Review: Anal Trump – The First 100 Songs (Joyful Noise Recordings)

Anal Trump combine the best of grindcore legends Anal Cunt as well as sticking a middle finger up to Donald Trump administration. The San Diego duo (Rob and Travis Trump) behind the band have released The First 100 Songs on November 6th (Election Day no less) via Joyful Noise Recordings.

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It’s 11 minutes long and combines all the short grind blasts the band has put out to date. This includes 5 Eps that helped raise money for numerous charities.

It’s very hard to describe this album and giving it a review is no easy ask. Just think of the most disgusting grindcore you can think of and then multiply it and you might have some idea of just what Anal Trump sound like. Barely listenable in the way only grindcore can be. The short blasts of ferocity is interspersed by the president words and quotes to hammer home the anti-Trump rhetoric.

Anal Trump want to make him look the fool and they certainly succeed here. Just look at the track titles below!

Is it any good? Well, that depends on your feelings for grindcore on the whole. There is no doubt that Anal Trump do it well and managing to fit 100 songs into 11 minutes is mightily impressive.

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Anal Trump – The First 100 Songs Full Track Listing:

  1. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
  2. PTSD Is Gay
  3. Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists
  4. I Like The Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured
  5. My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass
  6. Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents
  7. There’s My African American!
  8. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
  9. Mexican Judges Don’t Count
  10. Journalism Is Gay
  11. I’d Date My Daughter
  12. Grab Em By The Pussy
  13. Take His Coat
  14. Breast Feeding Is Gay
  15. Ted Nugent Is Cool
  16. Dave Mustaine Is Cool
  17. Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowl
  18. Poll Watcher
  19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
  20. Changing Diapers Is Gay
  21. Build That Wall
  22. Alex Jones Is Smart
  23. I’m In Astonishingly Excellent Health
  24. Stay In Your Pens
  25. 911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally
  26. Make America Great Again
  27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
  28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
  29. I Demand An Apology!
  30. That Makes Me Smart!
  31. Mammograms Are Gay
  32. Nasty Woman
  33. Before I Proceed, I’d Like To Hear The Other Side Of The Argument Against Cervical Cancer
  34. Flip Your Panties
  35. The Fat Picture
  36. If I Don’t Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?
  37. Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize
  38. The Trump Rule
  39. Working Wives
  40. Whom I’d Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
  41. Take The Hebe Outta Holocaust
  42. The Old State Department Library
  43. Christian Discount
  44. Race Detector
  45. Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
  46. Let’s See Some I.D.
  47. If It’s Alright With Putin
  48. The ACLU Is Gay!
  49. Nuclear Football Photo-Op
  50. Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
  51. Sick People Are Gay
  52. For All My Friends!!!
  53. Asking For It?
  54. Victory Lap
  55. Old People Are Gay
  56. The Jobs You’ll Get
  57. It’s My Hat Now!
  58. Can You Believe It?
  59. Riot Receipt
  60. Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families
  61. Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
  62. Baby, It’s Cold Outside
  63. Jingle Pence
  64. It’s Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions
  65. The Bible Is My Favorite Book
  66. Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax
  67. Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
  68. Where’s My Parade?
  69. Tic Tacs And Mistletoe
  70. Carol Of The Pence
  71. My Cabinet Is Nuanced As Shit
  72. Normalize It!
  73. I Only Like The Prequels
  74. Where’s My Apology?
  75. What’s A Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
  76. I Alone Can Fix It
  77. The “Southern White House” IS Totally A Thing!
  78. Can’t Get To Heaven Fast Enough
  79. Melanie (A Love Song)
  80. Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs
  81. Faith Initiative
  82. Biblically Qualified
  83. A Soft Sensuality
  84. Potty Law!
  85. A Widow’s Applause (Delicious)
  86. Checks/Balances/Gay
  87. It’s Just Business
  88. Can A Brother Get An RT?
  89. The Hand Shake
  90. See Sex Tape
  91. Autocorrect Is Gay
  92. Unpresidented
  93. Renewable Resources Are Gay
  94. “Experts”
  95. Computers Are Stupid
  96. Rational Discourse Is Gay
  97. Last Night In Sweden
  98. Human Checkers
  99. The President Of Australia Is Gay
  100. I’m Like A Smart Person



If you fancy checking it out yourself then you can find it over on Joyful Noise Recordings or via Anal Trump’s Bandcamp.

Anal Trump - The First 100 Songs (Joyful Noise Recordings)
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