Horror Movie Review: The Unborn (2009)
“Jumby wants to be born now”
That’s a line that this sub-par supernatural horror attempts to make scary. A major clue that The Unborn isn’t worth your time.
“Jumby wants to be born now”
That’s a line that this sub-par supernatural horror attempts to make scary. A major clue that The Unborn isn’t worth your time.
Directed by Freddy Kruger himself, Robert Englund and starring Stephen Geoffreys of Fright Night fame (You’re so cool, Brewster), 976-EVIL is a ‘love it or hate it’ late 80’s horror movie.
Coming 23 years after the seminal slasher original. This sequel continues the story of the psychotic killer, Norman Bates who has been declared sane after spending 22 years in an institution.
Games, Brrraaains & A Head-Banging Life gives you a quick video review of the horrible 1986 horror, Breeders.
Cube Zero’s unlucky opening act enters a room and is sprayed with liquid that he thinks is only water. It’s not and the end result is his liquification. A solid start and it’s especially pleasing to see the Cube design revert back to what we saw in the first film. Although this bring a prequel, that does make sense.
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money is the direct to video/DVD sequel to the cult hit From Dusk Till Dawn that squanders all the good will with a lacklustre and poorly written effort.
Whet do you get if you take away the visual imagery and inventive traps that made Cube stand out, replace it with repetition, make the story even more confusing and pay it off insultingly? Yep, you guessed it. Cube 2: Hypercube!
Up there as the ultimate remake that no-one was asking for, Breeders (1997) is somehow only marginally better than the original and that is only the case because of how awful the 1986 film was.