Horror Movie Review: The Dark Sleep (2012)
The Dark Sleep or H.P. Lovecraft’s The Dark Sleep isn’t just the worst adaption of the great horror writer’s work I’ve ever seen. It’s also one of the worst horror movies I’ve ever seen.
Horror Reviews 2012
Horror Movie Review: Caesar and Otto’s Deadly Xmas (2012)
Not to be taken seriously even for a second. Caesar and Otto’s Deadly Xmas is slapstick mixed with black humour and plenty gore.
Horror Movie Review: Evidence (2012)
A film of two halves, this found footage horror has a jarring shift in tone that some may like but many will hate. Evidence is a movie that wastes much of its potential while also sticking rigidly to what you’d expect from a found footage horror.
Horror Movie Review: The Tall Man (2012)
Directed by Pascal Laugier (Martyrs), This film is set in a small former mining town where poverty is rife and children are disappearing on a regular basis. The abductions are blamed on a local legend called “The Tall Man.”
Horror Movie Review: Sick: Survive the Night (2012)
Part Night of the Living Dead, part 28 Days Later but nowhere as compelling as either. Sick: Survive the Night is a zombie horror that gets a couple of important things right but gets many others wrong.
Horror Movie Review: Sick Boy (2012)
Oh, so close! Sick Boy creates a level of intrigue and tension but throws it all away with a questionable final 15 minutes. You see Sick Boy is a zombie horror but you wouldn’t know it for almost all of its run-time.
Horror Movie Review: Porkchop II: Rise of the Rind (2012)
The original Porkchop movie wasn’t a terrible movie. However, the super-low budget slasher flick had some pretty unforgivable issues. Silly, fun and gory there was entertainment to be had but few people were calling for a sequel.
Horror Movie Review: Carl (2012)
A gritty and grimy horror movie, Carl is a ‘hillbilly’ horror that takes inspiration from the likes of Texas Chainsaw Massacre but fails to live up to those standards.