Game – Movie Review: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025)
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 is what you get when a lack of imagination runs into a lack of effort, where the mindset is torn between pointless lore obsession and super-sanitised Blumhouse scares.
Game – Movie Adaptions
Game – Movie Review: Borderlands (2024)
Borderlands is a bad film, but the reasons as to why are a bit complicated, and it all stems from the stupid attempt to appeal to a mainstream audience with a game franchise that doesn’t have mainstream appeal.
Game – Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
There’s nothing complex, nothing to analysis, and nothing to get outraged about. Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is an entertaining watch, but that doesn’t mean it completely lacks depth.
Game – Movie Review: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)
Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike, what an absolute pile of rubbish this is. Featuring a story that is insultingly bad, awful animation, terrible voice acting, and has the audacity to go on for 80 bloody minutes.
Game – Movie Review: Five Nights At Freddy’s (2023)
Five Nights at Freddy’s, an adaption of the video game franchise of the same name, that aims for mass appeal and ends up being wholly unremarkable. A film that does little to excite or offend, sitting squarely in the middle as a competent adaption and sanitised horror movie.
Game – Movie Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Long-awaited and hotly anticipated, The Super Mario Bros. Movie finally arrived and set about banishing the memories of the 1993 live-action disaster. A computer-animated film based on Nintendo’s Mario video game franchise, it was directed by Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic, and written by Matthew Fogel.
Game – Movie Review: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life (2003)
Angelina Jolie once again picked up the dual pistols for another globe-spanning outing as Lara Croft in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life.
Game – Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a good movie. It’s a good video game adaption. It’s funny, action-packed and entertaining. Yet, it is also overly long, poorly paced and has a lot of misses when it comes to comedy.