At just an hour long (excluding the credits and a post-credits scene that is a waste of time), Kill, Granny, Kill! should be palatable. Yet, thanks to a boorish story, awkward acting, and a lack of egregious gore (which this film really should have had), it ends up feeling twice the length.
From writer/director Brett Piper comes Drainiac! A delightful slice of low-budget trash that will win over many viewers through its sheer dedication to be more than your average bargain basement horror flick.
Director’s Matthew Goodhue’s Slotherhouse has one joke, and that joke gets old surprisingly quick. A joke that makes up the entire film’s premise, which puts a killer sloth in a sorority house.
Directed by Gary Whitson, who co-wrote the ‘story’ with Bill Baylis, Female Mercenaries on Zombie Island is a terrible movie, and few will be able to make it to the end.
Not content with giving us one of the worst ‘festive’ horrors ever in Feeders 2: Slay Bells, as well as a litany of terrible movies over the decades, Mark Polonia delivers us a s**t-covered present, alongside writer Aaron Drake, with Yule Log.
O’ Bloody Night is a festive-themed low-budget anthology with shorts that vary wildly in quality and ends with one of the most boundary-pushing ‘horrors’ seen in some time.
Adult Swim Yule Log aka The Fireplace, is all about subverting expectations and delivering originality, something that writer/director Casper Kelly absolutely nails.
Watching director Damien LeVeck’s Christmas creature-feature horror, A Creature Was Stirring is a lesson in frustration. Where you’re left constantly baffled as to why certain decisions were made and why it ever had to be as convoluted as it is.
