A Welsh comedy horror called Granny of the Dead. It will surely conjure up an idea from most of just what to expect before even hitting play. Low budget, varying degrees of acting, hit and miss jokes, an incoherent story and more.
The Evil Bong series has been giving diminishing returns for some time now. After three movies and a crossover over with the Gingerdead Man that was frankly terrible, it seemed time to pack up the bong. However, that’s not Full Moon Pictures style. Just pump out sequel after sequel regardless of quality in the hope that they might strike gold again.
A middling sci-fi/horror, Thirst is a clichéd monster movie with some of the most generic characters seen in some time. It’s by no means a recommend watch but it plays everything so safely, if it was on TV and you had 90 minutes to spare, you could do much worse.
A Date with Ghosts or London Haunting (Amazon UK title) is a supernatural low-budget indie horror written and directed by Jason M.J. Brown.
For the most part Christmas Slay does very little different and is a cut and paste copy of every slasher ever. It’s not bad though as writer and director Steve Davis gives it a distinctly British flavour.
Ignore the flashy front cover, The Last House on Cemetery Lane has no scares, no tension and no bloody cemetery. It’s mind-numbingly boring.
Taking a swing at the pretentiousness of the art-world while delivering a delightfully strange story, Deep Dark is a horror movie that thrills. Even if you have to watch between your fingers at times.
Coming 11 years after the 4th film in the franchise, Tremors 5: Bloodlines keeps things simple and uninspired even with a returning Michael Gross.
