Horror Movie Review: Dark Tower (1989)
What an absolute mess Dark Tower is. A supernatural horror with very little action, horrible pacing, bad effects, iffy acting, and an ending that is eyebrow raising at best.
What an absolute mess Dark Tower is. A supernatural horror with very little action, horrible pacing, bad effects, iffy acting, and an ending that is eyebrow raising at best.
Director Marcello Avallone’s second film (his other being Specters) follows the 80’s Italian horror movie playbook to a tee. So, expect a baffling plot, awful dubbing and bad acting, some really egregious gore, plenty of female nudity, and far too much sexual violence.
From Troma Entertainment, directed by Thomas R. Rondinella, who also co-wrote the film with producers William R. Pace and John P. Finegan, Blades is the epitome of a ‘so bad it’s good movie’.
A vegetarian housewife starts transforming into a carnivorous werewolf after being bitten by a male suitor. Her daughter makes an effort to free her mother from the werewolf curse.
Heavy Metal Massacre is a slasher horror film with very little slashing, very little horror, horrendous visuals and even worse sound.
One of the earliest examples of found-footage horror, The McPherson Tape (originally known as UFO Abduction) was written, produced, and directed by Dean Alioto.
Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge is a late 80s horror with a stupid title and one of the stalest stories seen from that era in some time.