Horror Movie Review: The Horde (2009)
The Horde (French: La Horde) is a French horror film co-written and directed by Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher. It stars Claude Perron, Jean-Pierre Martins, Eriq Ebouaney and Aurélien Recoing.
The Horde (French: La Horde) is a French horror film co-written and directed by Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher. It stars Claude Perron, Jean-Pierre Martins, Eriq Ebouaney and Aurélien Recoing.
It follows a group of male friends who travel to a remote village in England for a ‘boys’ weekend’. Upon their arrival, they find out that all the women in the town have been transformed into ravenous literal man-eaters.
Tyler embarks on a quest to film a documentary based on an infamous horror movie, called The Hills Run Red. It’s widely considered the scariest movie ever made, with the deranged serial killer Babyface in the lead role. The film’s director disappeared years ago and there is no known copy of the film. Tyler’s obsession leads him down a path that delivers more than he bargained for.
In deep space, Corporal Bower and Lieutenant Payton are improperly awoken from hyper sleep. They’re aboard the Elysium. Both men have amnesia but remember almost everything about their training. The ship has a nuclear reactor that is becoming increasingly unstable. They soon discover that the Elysium is crawling with horrifying, cannibalistic humanoids.
Evil Things is a movie of moments. Moments where you might get the creeping chill going down your spine. However, those moments are few and far between. So the overly dull and familiar elements of the movie end up dominating.
Sylvia Ganush places a curse on Christine after she decides against extending her mortgage. Christine must endure 3 days of escalating torment and figure out a way of stopping the curse. Otherwise, she will be dragged to hell to burn for all eternity.
The game is coming to an end as the net begins to close around Detective Hoffman. Will he be able to finish Jigsaw’s work or is he part of a game himself?
What a great surprise Terror at Blood Fart Lake is. A movie that can proudly wear the ‘so bad it’s good’ badge. It’s so stupid but for 76 minutes, you’ll be very entertained.