Horror Movie Review: Satan’s Blade (1985)

A great example of low-budget slasher horrors from the 80s, Satan’s Blade has many, many problems. From bad acting, stilted dialogue, confused direction and overuse of the same musical score. However, it has some charm making it less of a chore to watch. You’ll be entertained, maybe only mildly but entertained none the less.

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Horror Movie Review: Lifeforce (1985)

Lifeforce deserves the ‘so bad, it’s good’ tag because of how many commendable things it has going for it or it at least tries to do. We’re talking about a movie directed by the late Tobe Hooper. A movie written by the late Dan O’Bannon and based off the book ‘The Space Vampires’ by Colin Wilson.

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Horror Movie Review: Blood Tracks (1985)

Ripping off The Hills Have Eyes in a way but moving the location to the snowy mountains, Blood Tracks is everything great and terrible about 80s horror. On the one hand, it’s silly and cheesy but on the other, it’s a boring re-tread of better told stories.

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Horror Movie Review: Cat’s Eye (1985)

Written by Stephen King & directed by Lewis Teague, Cat’s Eye is an anthology horror film comprised of three stories surrounding a cat. One which plays a minor role in the first two and is a major part of the third.

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